Top 10 reasons we should all go see Russell Crowe as Noah next month:
- The movie is directed by the director of Black Swan -- clearly, someone who understands animals.
- Great date flick -- that is, a great movie to view in pairs.
- Neither Bill Nye nor Ken Ham were consulted in the making of this film.
- It was painful to watch Crowe fight the wild beasts in Gladiator, and now it will be heart-warming to watch him make up with them.
- Crowe, to my knowledge, doesn't sing in this one (#Putting-the-"Misery"-in-Les-Mis).
- If you beg her, your church youth group leader might pay for the ticket.
- Fortunately, everyone's forgotten Waterworld by now.
- There's a happy ending...um...sort of.
- This film continues the venerable Hollywood tradition in which older male leads are paired with much younger female actors: Emily Watson's character clocks in at a youthful 350 years old.
- Marvel Comics films, eat your heart out! I'd like to see Magneto pull off something like a world-wide flood.
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